Looking at the fuel gauge in the morning and thinking “this is in God’s hands now.”
Oh I seeeee! I thought OP meant indigestion
That’ll be the night you can’t fall sleep til 4am, alarm clock doesn’t go off, and traffic is fucked everywhere along your commute. Just do your future self a solid and get it done the night before. Future You will thank Past You.
Future me is the sworn blood enemy of past me so any thank you’s sent between them are likely to be laced with arsenic or something
Future me should’ve prepared better.
Fuck future me.
I heard him talking shit about present me
Treating Future Me the way Present Me wishes Past Me would have treated Present Me, has really helped Present Me be kinder to others.
Right up there with “I’m going to bed early tonight.”
“I’ll just take a nap later today”
I used to be able to do that… Until TikTok and Shorts became a thing…
Thanks for reminding me mate, cheers
also go to the gym
Me: I’m going to write a funny and relevant comment to OP’s post
where did you find this picture of me
Don’t forget to get up a little earlier to watch the sunrise drinking a morning smoothie with self-grown superfoods while preparing your bento lunch box.
