Anon blames his parents for being a loser

RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Anon blames his parents for being a loser

kromem@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn’t Napster.

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.

kromem@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Bruh if your life was dependant on FIFA you lost from day 1

zazo@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Ah yes, the love of anon’s life - the chick that fucks random dudes in a frat house toilet, and they say romance isn’t real 😍

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon plays one game on his PC for years and years and blames his mom for it lmao

Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Isn’t Fifa cross platform?

Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 2 years ago

Is there a prerequsite for greentext to be completely made up?

spudwart@spudwart.com · 2 years ago

Plays LoL and life is ruined, seems legit to me. /jk

smeg@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Yes, have you ever seen a single one that seemed true?

MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

This one^

Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 2 years ago

I’ve only joined this sub a few days ago, so, I guess, no :(

smeg@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Just enjoy the silly stories, they’re all made up (just like every post on the internet)