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The new Lara Croft will presumably debut in the next mainline game, Tomb Raider Next, which is currently being developed. bit.ly/3OHgDQc

A-Cups, hairy armpits, butter knife booty, and a nonbinary lesbian. Watch.


I could have sworn that a decade ago antifeminists were mocking Western feminists for caring about ‘first‐world problems’. What do antifeminists call this, then?

  • Trudge [Comrade]@lemmygrad.ml
    23·
    9 months ago

    I know it’s sexism in the end, but I’m starting to think that Gamers just don’t want better graphics.

    Fine hair, little creases, and pores being absent from games were limitation of texture, not feminist agenda. All human beings have these characteristics, even the most beautiful ones.

    I’m starting to think these tech luddites want everything to go back to Xbox 360 as the pinnacle of game texture, physics, and logic.

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
      9·
      9 months ago

      But they don’t want photorealism when it comes to female characters- they don’t care how women look in real life outside of lingerie shoots. They instead want semi-stylised and idealised waifus with big boobs in sexy outfits. All the extra processing power should go into making their tit and butt jiggle physics more detailed, and their skin look more oiled

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
    15·
    9 months ago

    In what world are those A-cup breasts? She’s pretty damn busty considering how athletic she is.

    And didn’t we do this already? The last Tomb Raider remake got them mad about the lack of giant triangle breasts too. Where do these guys get the energy to get mad at the same pointless thing over and over again?

    • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
      7·
      9 months ago

      It’s American brain, sometimes refered to by the contemporary term “Biden brain”. Basically, they’ve forgotten about last time so this is fresh outrage.

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
        2·
        9 months ago

        I like this term, much better than “goldfish brain” because I’ve encountered goldfish with longer memories than the average American.

    • lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml
      4·
      9 months ago

      The last Tomb Raider remake got them mad about the lack of giant triangle breasts too.

      Wait what

      Her breasts are absolutely disproportionate in those remakes

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
        2·
        9 months ago

        Were they 3 times the size of her head? Anything else is completely unrealistic and means she’s a part of the woke SJW feminist agenda.

  • HaSch@lemmygrad.ml
    14·
    9 months ago

    Mind you, this franchise is infamous for producing a game that let the straight incel crowd wank over pyramid-shaped breast renderings in the 90s. Such a comment can only stem from despair over the loss of one’s vital essence to the arid sands of time