cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/8925909

Source: https://mas.to/@dasharez0ne/111965947462974889

Alt text from original post: “A FREINGLY SKALATON TRYEN TO GO ABOUT THERE BUSNESS BUT THERE ALWAYS IN THE WAY OR SOMEONES IN DA WAY AND DA TEXT SAYS “I GO FROM ZERO TO OPE IN 0.8 SECOND’S ,SORRY BUD, OPE, SORREY, SCUSE ME HERE, GONNA SCOOCH ON BY YA,SORRY THERE,SORRY COMIN THRU GONNA SNEAK THRU REAL QUICK,OPE,SCUSE ME SORRY,OPE” AND THEY DIDENT KNOW UNTIL LIKE 2 YEAR’S AGO THAT NOT EVERY ONE SAID IT ,WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOUR AROUND OTHER PEPOLE, DO YOU JUST SAY NOTHING SEEM’S WEIRD, DO YOU SAY A FULL SENTENSE SEEM’S LIKE TO MUCH TALKEN ,WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE AROUND OTHER PEPOLE ,WHY IS EVERY INTERACTION A PUZZLE WHY DID EVERY ONE AGREE TO MAKE EVERY THING OUT OF PLASTIC AND PUT IT BACK IN DA GROUND FOREVER ,THAT JUST TURN’S DA GROUND INTO MILK JUG’S AND POP BOTTEL’S ,MAY BE THE ALIEN’S GAVE US THE IDEA AND THE TECNOLOGY TO DO IT BECUASE THEY LOVE PLASTIC ,MAYBE THERE FARMING US TO TURN ALL CRUDE OIL INTO PLASTIC LIKE WHEN WE TURN GRASS INTO BURGER’S AND MILK WITH COW’S , OUTA SPACE GOTTA GO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMI”

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    10 months ago

    AWOOOOOULD YOU MIND IF I JUST SLIP BY YA THANKS THANKS JUST GETTING OVER TO THE BAR TO CLOSE MY TAB HEY SCUSE ME JUST NEED TO GET RIGHT THERE HEADING OUT TO GRAB MY HOG AND CRANK IT HELL YEAH BROTHER JUST NEED TO SLIDE PAST YA OH YEAH