Ah yes, the installation wizard
NetworKING.
The Copper Throne.
He paid the copper price
Every time I see that “this incident will be reported” message, I picture some poor schmuck in a cubicle getting pulled into the boss’s office and interrogated for two hours about why they tried to run a command as sudo.
does anyone have the source photo? this is actually a really cool pic imo
The kernal
Found the Commodore
Network Engineer > Network Architect > Network King
Legend says he can identify the usable IP range before witnessing the subnet mask.
Fortunately he is a just ruler and only truly malicious sudoers face the ultimate punishment
What kind of punishment?
He shunts all your long running jobs to the slowest hardware on the rack.
Stern… punishment
like?
You get sentenced to a lifetime of Dell.
😨
You don’t want to know
THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED
The ID badge is actually for his balls, not him.
If you actually look at the sudo source code your see it reports all violations via email
His name is Pam
The suduke
Count sudoku
His weapon of choice? Server Blade.
So Santa Claus IS real
