PANTENE, IT WORKS WELL ENOUGH, MFRS
THAT’S A PRETTY METAL NAME FOR A CONDITIONER. RAWK ON!
HELL YEAH MFR, I THINK SO TO! HAVE A KICKASS DAY!
WHITE GUY WITH BEAUTIFUL LONG LOCKS HERE, I USE THE ONE WITH THE HORSE ON IT MFER. CABELLINA. IT’S NOT ACTUALLY CLEAR BASED ON THE LABEL WHETHER OR NOT IT’S ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR USE ON HORSES, IT’S LABELED “MANE, TAIL AND COAT” BUT I BUY IT IN THE HUMAN SHAMPOO SECTION OF WALMART.
BUT I’VE HAD SUCCESS WITH A COUPLE DIFFERENT BRANDS, THE SECRET REALLY IS TO LOOK FOR SEPERATE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER, NEVER GET THAT 2-IN-1 SHIT. AND PERSONALLY I LOOK FOR SULFATE FREE OPTIONS AS THAT WORKS BEST WITH MY HAIR.
GO OUT AND BE BEAUTIFUL MFER I BELIEVE IN YOU
IT’S IN THE HORSE SECTION AT THE FARM STORE SO YES IT IS HORSE SHAMPOO! BUT THE SKELETONS WITH HAIR FOUND OUT THE HORSES’ SECRETS AND NOW IT IS YOURS!
I’M SURE IT MAKES YOUR TAIL AND COAT JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR MANE MFR! AROOOOOOO!
THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW BROTHER I WAS ALWAYS KIND OF CURIOUS ABOUT THAT
ACTUALLY I DON’T USE SHAMPOO OR SOAP. WARM WATER CLEANS SUPER WELL AND DOESN’T KILL YOUR SKINS MICROBIOME. I’LL ONLY USE SOAP IF I GET SOMETHING BAD ON ME LIKE MOTOR OIL OR SOMETHING. MY HAIR IS SUPER NICE NOW.
SAME HERE BUDDY. AT MOST I’LL USE A LITTLE BAR SOAP OCCASIONALLY, BUT USUALLY ONLY ONCE A WEEK OR SO, AND EVEN THEN I USE IT SPARINGLY.
HEAD AND SHOULDERS 2 IN 1 WITH THE ALMOND EXTRACT, MF’ER. KEEPS MY SCALP MOISTURIZED AND HAS A NICE, LIGHT SMELL OF HEAVY CREAM. OPTIMAL SELF-CARE IS ESSENTIAL, AROOO!
THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL, IM GLAD UR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF YOU CHARMING MFR!
YOU’RE NOT TOO SHABBY YOURSELF, MF’ER! GAME RECOGNIZES GAME.
Head and Shoulders is what Jeffery Dahmer’s showered with.
OUTSIDE VOICE MOTHER FUCKER YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP AND LET THAT DAWG OUT
WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT AROOO AROOO AROOO
LIKE THAT?
ATTABOY CRANK THAT FUCKING HOG
SOME COCONUT MILK ONE MY GF STOPPED USIING THANKS FOR NOTICING
I LOVE COCONUT SCENT, I BET THAT SMELLS AMAZING
YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT
WEIRD SHIT I GOT ON ETSY CALLED “MAMMA JEAN’S HAIR JUICE” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I DON’T REMEMBER, LET ME PULL UP THE APP AND CHECK
JAKAELA’S FLAXSEED HAIR JUICE
TRESSEMÉ. THEY STOPPED MAKING THE COCONUT ONE, MY HAIR WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
BEEN USING TRESSEME FOR YEARS ANS ITS GREAT. I HAVE LONG VERY THICK HAIR AND ITS OCCASIONALLY SOFT AS SILK WHICH IS WILD IM JUST TOO LAZY TO KEEP DOING IT.
ALSO SOFT HAIR FALLS OUT OF MY HAIR TIES REALLY EASILY AND I END UP WITH IT IN MY FACE.
I ALSO USE TRESSEME I RECCOMEND GETTING A PUMP FOR YOUR BOTTLES SO YOU DONT HAVE TO PICK THEM UP IN THE SHOWER
It’s herbal essences
Thank you for noticing
I ALSO CAN’T HELP BUT NOTICE UR NAME IS THE ANTITHESIS OF MINE.
I HOPE THAT PHILOSOPHY TREATS YOU WELL, DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH AROOOOOOOOOO!!!
THESE WHOLSOME COMMENTS ARE WHY I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
WHY ARE WE YELLING THOUGH
THIS HOW WE DO THINGS ROUND HERE ARROOOOO
OKAY
THANK FUCKING YOU FOR THAT INSIGHT.
I’M NOW SORT OF GLAD I ASKED, MAGGOT. BUT FOR REAL THANKS AND SORRY ABOUT THAT MAGGOT THING. I WAS TRYING TO SOUND HARDCORE. WHICH I TOTALLY FUCKING AM.
RESPECT FOR OTHERS IS THE REAL HARDCORE TUDE 💪💪💪💪💪💪
DON’T LET ANY FAKE ASS MFRS TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT
FR THO ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF THE PACK CANON, MFR. ITS A LAW THATS EXISTED SINCE BEFORE HUMANITY INVENTED TIME. WHEN IN THE PACK, PACK CASE IS THE ONLY CASE THERE IS, MFR.
Your name is great. I hope you find some wonderful conditioner for your hair and enjoy many years of beautiful, soft flowing locks
WOW STOP WHISPERING, IT’S RUDE
shhhhhh
ALOE BASED HAIR PRODUCTS. WASH ONCE A WEEK AND GET COMPLIMENTED DAILY.
CURRENTLY USING L’BRI
THANK YOU! MY WIFE LIKES TO BUY ME NICE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER BARS FROM LUSH. I USE THOSE MFERS ONCE A WEEK TO KEEP MY HAIR HEALTHY AND SMELLING NICE.
COCONUT CURLS MOTHA FUCKAAAAS!!!
HUGE FAN OF SHEA MOISTURE MFER WHEN IM NOT CRANKING MY HOG IN THE SHOWER IM GENTLY MASSAGING MY SCALP TO INCREASE BLOOD FLOW TOO
I have about as much hair as you do, if the photo is still accurate
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL, BABY! IM SURE YOU WEAR IT WELL!
Aussie Miracle Moist
THAT SOUNDS MOIST AF.
NICE!
REALLY? IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANYTHING TO ME. CAN’T HEAR A WORD THEY’RE SAYING THROUGH ALL MY LUSCIOUS HAIR AND MY ROARIN’ HOG!
HELL YEAH
THANKS I MADE IT MYSELF IT HAS JOJOBA OIL IN IT