it’s a problem that you’re not
Is my face doable?
Gladly 🤤
i DoN’t KnOw, CaN yOu?
(ladies love it when you’re obnoxiously sassy to force them to use more specific phrasing)
Dude… you have a nasty pokey beard or one of those wiry mustaches capable of gouging an eyeball? If so, she could, but maybe she shouldn’t.
Yeah unfortunately I’m completely covered in permanent metal spikes.
Hair conditioner. I can’t grow a beard to save my life but those I know that can swear by it.
I appreciate your good advice but I was joking, inventing a scenario in which she literally could not.
I caught the drift an took it. No harm, no foul.
But I actually knew a few blokes that had that type of facial hair. Can you imagine that short, three days growth, but manicured to look nice? It was nicknamed the carpet burn on some circles.
At that point you have to invest in all sorts of shaving accessories to get that really close shave, because nobody needs rug burn on their clit or sphincter.
Exactly. But I risk more than an handful of women endured it.
