Or you don’t clean at all because you’re a dumb, depressed piece of shit that’s just rotting away. :(
Took the words out of my mouth. I was literally thinking exactly this before I clicked on the comments and saw it was the top comment.
I finally forced myself to clean the bathroom last weekend after god knows how long and gave myself a nasty sinus infection that I’m still dealing with from all the dust I kicked up lol
I’m sure there’s a lesson in there but my depression and idiocy will more than likely override it lol
There’s also never ending laundry.
Faaalllkoorr!!
You forgot the never-ending loads of laundry. Every time you do something you have to put a load of laundry in. Then fold it. Then think you’re finished with the laundry and go down and put another load in
A couple of times, I have done my final load of laundry butt ass naked, just so I can have the feeling of knowing that ALL my clothes are clean.
Before Enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment chop wood, carry water
You forget the part where you spend *1/3 of your day (if not more) performing complex operations mostly for the sake of “number goes up” because that is important to something called “the economy”.
The part you describe is actually the “free time” part of the day.
1/8?? What kind of dream job do you have?
Sorry, 1/3 based on the 8 hours of sleep 8 hours of work 8 hours of free time structure.
Just 1/8? Man, I wish
laundry and trash and cleaning the kitchen too. it never ends.
until it does and that’s sad.
What a dream, no laundry, no grocery shopping. Sounds wonderful.
True there’s literally (meant in the literal sense) nothing in between these things.
/s (as in serious)
Smart adults pop out a couple of serfs to help with some of the chores.
My serfs are quiet quitting
I’m not going to inflict life on two innocent souls; particularly not for selfish reasons like ‘I don’t want to clean up after myself’.
They might’ve not been completely serious
Life is far too serious for me to take it seriously.
So smart. “Just become a slave owner!!”
Well if you have a better solution than owning slaves then I’d like to hear it 😤
Do it yourself instead of forcing your children to do it.
What a poor being you seem to be.
(It’s a joke)
And I can’t understand why we have so hurry to grow up.
You punk kids have to hurry up and grow up so you can start doing laundry for yourself.
jk I know youll be back every week with a fresh load
Don’t forget about “self care”. Whatever the fuck that is. My therapist keeps telling me and I don’t get it.
I think that means keeping our toenails trimmed.
Lol I’m abt to clip my finger nails so this is dead on
Yeah maybe.
Then you forget about doing the laundry
If you don’t like it, you can quit it and open an onlyfans, make millions and vanish. No one forces you to do real adulthood.
I think this requires you to be female and attractive.
From one side yes, but today with AI and Photoshop tools, you don’t need to attractive.
