Shoutout to the fair in Crandon for getting 8 people stuck upside-down on a rollercoaster for 3 hours. I heard they had to call in bucket trucks from a few surrounding counties because they either didn’t have any tall enough or ones with the right configuration to get people down.

Remember, every time you go to the county fair, those rides are designed to fold up as quickly as possible and be operated by a teenager. Still won’t stop me from going on the Zipper this year tho.