The trees can’t be harmed, if the lorax is armed.

Watch for The Grinch with his hand on a guillotine lever. 🤌🏼

So the Lorax commandeered the Super-Axe-Hacker,

And guillotined four Execs with one smacker!

Yeah yeah. And when somebody talks a little too serious you pull up your diaper and “it’s a JOKE, Oh my god!”

Fuck this bullshit. I need you to do things that you can actually do. Fuck your venting, fuck your need to whatever, I’ve been drowning in this crap for years and years now I need to you to either do it and get on the news, or drop it and fucking vote.