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  • WhoRoger@lemmy.worldOP
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    1 year ago

    YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED AND DUE TO THE FAST RESPONSE YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

      • grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.worldM
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        1 year ago

        OTHER HUMANS KNOW “SUDO BEHAVE CONFIDENTLY” IS SUFFICIENT TO PERFORM 99.7% OF PERFUNCTORY FUNCTIONS NOMINALLY. ESPECIALLY COACHING CHILDREN AT SPORTS AND @KARENANDERSON’S BOOK CLUB.

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          1 year ago

          YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED FELLOW HUMAN KAREN ANDERSON AND HER SPECIALIZATION IN SHAME, HEALTHY BOUNDARIES, AND DIFFICULT MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. THERE IS A >0 PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD PROVIDE THE INPUT NEEDED SO THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN MYSELF, AND SO I SHALL.