What an odd thing to say…!

Hugh Neutron

Huh, Lilo’s thumb is positioned properly. Who taught Lilo how to throw a punch—Nani?

Because ur blind :)

I always take it as a challenge. Like “hey, if you can get past the information goalie, you can find out what the shooter put in his stupid manifesto we published for millions to read!” Or “hey, if you can solve the E-Sphinx’s Riddle, you get to read this research on whether or not we’ll have a climate in the next ten years!” Helps take the edge off sometimes.

One count of being an autodialer. And, uh, one count of being an accessory to being an autodialer.

Ned without the schnapps loves Aaaann Landers!

Gdi I was literally coming here to post this.

“ME FLAPPA DICKEY RRONG TIME-A!!”

Wow, really?? What am I doing slumming it on my phone with Reader Mode then, hahaha

cbat on harmonica

ghhhhhhh

“do wat u will…… i hav already won…. 😞”

Though I got a bit carried away a few nights ago and have a burn mark on my leg now

Hahahahaha

This, but I use the hottest water I can stand under the tap and go a few times.

The way this works is because the reason a mosquito bite is itchy is due to an enzyme in mosquito saliva which locally numbs an area when a mosquito bites you. Once the mosquito saliva enzyme starts wearing off, it registers as itchiness until the enzyme is completely gone. So, using heat to denature the enzyme, making it impossible to do it’s job, makes the itching go away.

That kid’s posture makes my shoulders feel tight just looking at it.

Keep Your Secrets. Like that Harry Potter meme format.

Well, yes! But actually no.

It doesn’t make it so you don’t have to eat; it makes it so you don’t feel hungry.

But that’s like the difference between being impervious to damage and not feeling pain.

You’re still physiologically dragged down by the damage, even if it isn’t registering as a “feeling”.

Your ADHD body (if it’s like mine) basically has a warning light flashing all the time, saying HUNGRY SLEEPY GONNA PASS OUT IF NOT EATING HUNGRY inside your brain, even when you’re not THAT hungry, because your brain is desperate for things to do to keep itself awake. And you may think, “well okay, turn off the broken warning light”, but that doesn’t fix that you need proper nutrition, and that you no longer feel an urgent need to eat properly, since the warning light is gone.

You actually have to be more vigilant in a lot of ways. To make sure you don’t hurt yourself or end up nutrient deficient or something—again personally I’m literally grappling with having too little Potassium in my diet presently, I have to be very aware of what I eat.

Can it!

Philomena Cunk is truly a global treasure.

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