You can pass through the occupied square, but you must spend one turn stopped there, petting the cat.

Same thing I call him when he’s not at the beach. A treasonous pedophile rapist sack of shit with dementia.

I like it.

Nope. Because I would have put it over there, and clearly it’s not there.

Sometimes the purpose of your acquisition is just to eliminate a competitor.

I like the idea of themes pulling colors from the wallpaper, but I’ve found that sometimes they pick colors that make the UX worse, or that I just don’t like. Is it possible to override?

Someone’s gotta record the fascism.

And Trump is known for doing the dumbest thing possible in almost every situation, so …fuuuuuuuck.

My partner and I have been farting in front of each other since the very first date. We think it’s hilarious.

I mean… Mathematically, it does? You’re just 1 single person vs billions of people who are not you. Of course it’s going to primarily affect others.

That’s not a reason to ignore it though. If you have any morals at all, it’s a reason to actively fight it.

Nice work!

Same. I like it as wall art, or just an example of interesting text layout. So far I haven’t liked anything enough to get it tattooed.

My brain actually read this one correctly on the first try. I kind of like it.

To show how unintelligent the AI actually is.

We can only speculate about it’s shape, and the speed at which it is delivered to the neck of the recipient.

He wanted to shoot someone.

I’ve heard this is game is kind of hard to play single-player. Any thoughts?

It means everyone will be forced to live in a world where they might encounter a transgender person. The horror.

Legend of the Red Dragon!

No idea what “The Hunt” is, but the engineer from Factorio will probably be fine based on the piles of biter corpses surrounding my base.