Cyrus Draegur

Alas, there are too many variables.

One would have to assume several factors which would influence the outcome, such as subject’s basal metabolic rate, weight, height, and the strenuousness of the activities that led up to the splooog, not to mention environmental variables such as the humidity, ambient temperature, and ventilation of the subject’s surroundings…

At most, I for one would assume the subject’s temperature would be ever so slightly elevated, but as to what magnitude I cannot be certain.

Approximately 310.15 Kelvin under nominal circumstances.

this feral hog infestation is really getting out of hand.

we really need to start putting these invasive pests down, because they are terrorizing the whole community.

“The Year Of Our Lord LinuxDesktop”

huh wow. i was going to presume it was a storage volume quantity calibration of some kind. neat.

Just because a traffic engineer has qualifications doesn’t necessarily guarantee they’re not an asshole who is wrong and also sucks.

What’s wild is, back when i was a kid and contracted whooping cough (pertussis) i somehow developed an ability to interrupt abdominal contractions–which enabled me to force my body to stop coughing so I could breathe … and this enabled me to halt the vomit until I had a bucket in front of me. So it TRIED to come out every direction, but I was miraculously fortunate enough to have some influence on the sequence.

Luckily i also had wastebaskets of a solid material composition that could act as buckets without leaking within arms reach and also had managed to dilute the acidity before it started coming up x.x;

I proceeded to purposefully gulp down water to help flush the pipes out. I think it actually worked because although the experience is thoroughly unpleasant by its very nature, at the very least it seemed the usual peaks of discomfort were significantly blunted.

I will join a workers council as soon as i can fucking FIND ONE but when I do I’m going to stay enrolled in the party as well.

There is no kind of person who obsessively fixates upon the subject of penises with a frequency or intensity greater than that of a transphobe.

Men clearly aren’t lonely enough when they take partnership for granted like this sack of shit did.

Another consideration outside of the warp field maintenance is how incredibly destructive a collision with even nanograms of mass can be at relativistic velocities and shielding against those takes a lot of power itself

I use ‘it’ to describe ME :3

“ok boomer”

There is no teaching those who have no interest in learning.

Slowmaxxing my travel ironically makes the journey feel shorter

Neon (Book Of) Genesis Evangelion

The only reason this ain’t me right now is because i got food poisoning a week ago x.x;

No matter what it is, if a Republican accuses anyone else of it, they’ve been doing it all along

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i would like to gift every stooge of this regime a stylish eighteenth century french nobility haircut, about shoulder length.

except the ones that try to do something about it get locked up and tried for a death penalty even though the evidence is mostly fabricated.