As a premature ejaculator I’ve never heard that line.

It’s not nearly as big as a gherkin.

I dm’d you a good pickle.

Buses are woke you get a choice between a complimentary pick up or muscle car but either choice only seats one.

Looks fantastic!

Yeah that happened the first time too.

And I like to toss salads!

Why do I keep seeing people on here call Bernie a liberal zionist?

These crackers are slicing up my dick real good.

There are two sentences after that phrase and I read both of them.

Apples are from Kazakhstan.

Yeah but smoking makes you cool so it evens out.

If I have to fart when I relax to drain the old main vein I’ll fart too.

I was asking if this happens to the ladies too.

I work hard so I can afford good root beer you should try it sometime.

Well I could have wrote his name in but I didn’t.

He couldn’t make life affordable either so that’s why I didn’t vote for him in 2024.

Faygo is literally the only part of life those juggalos have figured out.

This is literally the worst type of root beer.

I thought all chartreuse was chartreuse.

Like gas pedals and brakes.

Those should be a button or a dimmer switch.