It’s called SudoGetLinux’s law

I got it. Guys I got it.

Instead of building one more lane we build two. FOUR! above and below! EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK IS LANES.

It’s to get cameras thrust in their face so they ask when oil executives will face consequences.

“Is destroying art worse than destroying the whole planet???”

It’s an idiotic form of protest, it accomplishes nothing but turning the public against you, and forever associating your cause with petty vandalism.

Can I recommend never downloading vampire survivors then?

I haven’t played it since getting married. If I open the game, the factory must grow.

This may be careful wording to avoid it being struck down by the Supreme Court.

Individual states have limited power to limit contracts. And while this may be a flimsy leg to stand on, SCOTUS may as well be the great American flamingo when it comes to standing on a single shakey leg

most members of the warrior class were little more than brutish thugs. A handful would have taken the strategy of individual combat seriously and they would have done quite well.

The majority of the people they were fighting were lightly armored at best and they could get away with just swinging the sharp end at the unfortunate peasant conscripted to try to stop them.

There are plenty of examples of knights and samurai alike, falling for just the most obvious trap you could imagine. Templars charging in to open gates, samurai rushing to duel a guy who insulted them, in both cases blood drunk and stupid, children of privilege and in armor by accident of birth.

The Last Duel is a decent example of what happens when guys like that and up fighting each other.

We tend to have a romantic view of the past, but we have a great Instagram filter between us and then. Reality is ugly and violent. Few people are artists, even fewer are talented artists. This is true whether they’re painting or drawing blood.

InFeRiOr ErOpEaN WeApOnS!1

Eyy fuck you too pal!

Don’t forget the bodies!

… Of literature that he absolutely keeps on hand at all times. Right next to his victims.

I used to have a roommate that apparently had a habit of taking honey to the shower and fucking it. We found more than one jar of honey that he denied fucking, and others that lived with him reported the same.

He would go on to sexually assault a friend of mine.

Now I’m not saying JD Vance absolutely has sexually assaulted someone under the influence, but I am saying he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.

It’s arguably unconstitutional even before that. Article 1 section 10, first line, the states may not make laws impairing contracts.

Admittedly it’s thinbut the supreme court has acted on thinner pretext.

It’s NYC. Everyone is a giant hunk of fuck.

Pay people more. Make it really fucking hard to be a billionaire anywhere in the world.

No, and they’ll use the Bible to justify that too.

Anything beyond “medical” is none of their fucking business and that’s being generous.

Dude also fuckin loves sharks. Stockton Rush may have been a delusional psychopath, but he did at least help Macklemore see a fuckin cool shark.

That’s how cool Macklemore is, I hate one billionaire one iota less. Just an iota. A small, negligible, but measurable amount

Also

Fuck America.

And also a violation of federal law. But that’s fine probably.

Because weed is still federally illegal. So regardless of what each individual state says, Visa is beholden to federal law, just like banks.