How fast can it download Linux ISOs?

Or do you mean how come Superman is not played by a black trans woman who is also half Chinese, Native American Navajo, Peruvian and Australian who also really likes anime and is deeply convinced to be Japanese or have Pacific Islander descendency? Oh I bet there’s only three of them and they’re all very busy women. One of them is also lesbian and a polyglot.

It could be Supergirl! How come there’s no superwoman?

I want to be in a funeral. Its in my bucket list lol. Everyone has a funeral in their bucket list.

General fun = Funeral!

Is that Saul from better call Saul?

How about they sell their furniture to make an extra buck?

Only brown people.

Just for that I’m going to put things in my Amazon and eBay accounts and just keep swapping stuff without buying anything for weeks at a time.

So that’s how they figure out when to call you.

My 3 year old has a college degree? Dang! No wonder I can’t understand half the shit he says.

I’ve studied laws like that for the better part of 25 years and I’ve formulated this new law ointment I’d like to call Lawinment2.0! IRS available at Walmart for $17.75! And the shipping is free because its a download. Just pay as you normally would thru Walmart pay and then head on over to laws.com and receive your free gift! And if you pay thru laws.com to receive a free 5% offer on an additional law you’ll also receive this custom deluxe gorme designer bag gift pin retainer. Its our way of saying thank you! And thank you George Carling for this fine comedy bit.

Some guys really like guys. Most guys I know love to listen to guys sing! These guys even try to dance like the guys dance! Its pretty acceptable these days. I like both the guys and the gals.

Hmm copper!

The state of Krypton! Yeah, say you’re in Sacramento, just get on the 5 real quick… escape velocity quick. Look at the big dipper on your starboard facing shield and keep it on your reticle for 35 parsecs. Then it’s just past the big 2354Kolonila poster planet. You won’t miss it, it a really flat planet. Ask for Yorel, tell him you’re friends with Kal. But you’ll need one of several time machine types because krypton is gone these days.

But they love zoolander.

Hold on, my dental implants are glitching.

Nobody is cleaning the toilet at your local gas station…how about politicians?

Sir, do you have any device in your shoes? No? Okay! Did you pay your entry fee?