This isn’t even my final form.

Those are probably carpenter bees, not bumblebees. They look very similar. Carpenter bees are motherfuckers that drill 1/2" holes into deck posts and other wooden surfaces. Might want to get some traps.

I’d rather live under nuclear fallout drinking cans of warm Dr. Pepper than to play any more of Rockstar’s hot garbage.

I don’t pirate things I boycott. Professionals have standards.

Night Elf bouncing

looks down at my Docs You know it.

When I first beat it as a kid, I just sat there for 10 minutes listening. This song has permanent resistance in my head.

Thanks for doing the leg work! So many memories!

Chrono Trigger - Main Theme

Castlevania II - Simon’s Quest - Town at Daytime

Mega Man 2 - Bubble Man Stage

Super Mario Bros 2 - Game End

River City Ransom - Menu/Shop Theme

It’s too peopley out there.

Give it time. 7 months in and I can’t wear a t-shirt in public without a bra.

Mew mew mrrrp!

To be honest, it wouldn’t matter. I’d be too busy enjoying my new primitive survival adventure and quoting lines from the Gold Top commercial. It is the big game.

If I could go back about 20 years?

Disregard cooking, acquire kimchi.

Thanks for waiting, you’ll be home soon!

2,745,706 Palians ahead of you.

Marvel’s Legion, aka David Haller, son of Professor Charles Xavier. Omega-level mutant. Psychic powers that go beyond time and space, astral projection, teleportation, reality warping, mind controlling, pyrokinesis, et cetera. If you could keep your head in check (did I mention it also comes with disassociative identity disorder?), taking down Thanos with a completed Infinity Gauntlet would be a mere trifle.

None taken. I’m advocating for introspection, as in, why did they come here and ask the question in the first place? Why not just seek out a like-minded community? So, how can one possibly get directions from another when they don’t know where they want to go? At that point, any direction is valid.