All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again

ANTIFA, 1944, colorized (sort of)

Brave ICE Noem ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, she bravely turned her tail and fled.
Yes, brave ICE Noem turned about.
And gallantly, she chickened out.
Bravely taking to her feet,
she beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, ICE Noem.

The Philosoraptor, while being highly intelligent, ended up working as a cook making Triceroburgers for minimum wage

The Thesaurus was a highly eloquent dinosaur I hear

I feel attacked

https://github.com/Graylog2/graylog2-server

My father was an HPUX admin that had a server with an uptime of >12 years

Wait until you try some Lapsang souchong

The Republican candidate won the mayoral race in 2021 by 67 points.

She won by 18 points this time around. Look at that swing

Separate the Sausage Section

The Sausage Manauver

Why even listen to Quebecois Metal if it isn’t punky or acidic?

I have no idea! I just came to me, in a vision!