bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoSome people are absolutely content with hating others, so much so that they'll allow it to consume them wholely, because in their eyes, to them, it's better than feeling nothing at allplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSome people are absolutely content with hating others, so much so that they'll allow it to consume them wholely, because in their eyes, to them, it's better than feeling nothing at allplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoYou never really know when your hiccups stopped, you just all of a sudden realize you aren't hiccupping anymore.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou never really know when your hiccups stopped, you just all of a sudden realize you aren't hiccupping anymore.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoBeing famous makes it much easier to find your doppelganger.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBeing famous makes it much easier to find your doppelganger.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoThere is a spectrum for relatives with whom reproduction is possible - at one end we shouldn't and at the other end we can't.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThere is a spectrum for relatives with whom reproduction is possible - at one end we shouldn't and at the other end we can't.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoWhen the weather is below freezing, the only reason why you are running your freezer is because you are running your furnace.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen the weather is below freezing, the only reason why you are running your freezer is because you are running your furnace.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoThe plural form of doofus must be doofiplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe plural form of doofus must be doofiplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoIt isn't as noticable if a woman dresses like a man but its super noticable if a man dresses like a womanplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt isn't as noticable if a woman dresses like a man but its super noticable if a man dresses like a womanplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoBasements were very common, everyone had one, they never got cheaper only more exorbitant in price.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBasements were very common, everyone had one, they never got cheaper only more exorbitant in price.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoAlmost everyone who tells you that cars are a bad investment drivesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAlmost everyone who tells you that cars are a bad investment drivesplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoYou can't meet a cat in person, you have to meet them in catplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can't meet a cat in person, you have to meet them in catplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoWe’re all just subconsciously waiting for a new type of cheese to be invented.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe’re all just subconsciously waiting for a new type of cheese to be invented.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoHandcuffing deaf people takes away their freedom of speechplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHandcuffing deaf people takes away their freedom of speechplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoTelephone poles have nothing to do with telephonesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareTelephone poles have nothing to do with telephonesplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoFifty years ago it was really difficult to see a raccoon with a funny hat on.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareFifty years ago it was really difficult to see a raccoon with a funny hat on.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoPeople who think travelling makes you more broad-minded have never heard of colonialismplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeople who think travelling makes you more broad-minded have never heard of colonialismplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoSince master cannot be created nor destroyed then everything can be considered limited materialplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSince master cannot be created nor destroyed then everything can be considered limited materialplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoThe funnier something is, the more likely someone is suffering for itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe funnier something is, the more likely someone is suffering for itplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoWhen we see children, we never think they’re going to grow up to be criminals or terrible adults.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen we see children, we never think they’re going to grow up to be criminals or terrible adults.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoSliding feet first on your back feels the same as sliding feet first on your stomach, but sliding headfirst on your back feels a lot scarier than sliding headfirst on your stomach.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSliding feet first on your back feels the same as sliding feet first on your stomach, but sliding headfirst on your back feels a lot scarier than sliding headfirst on your stomach.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agoYou cannot go from Maine to California without crossing a body of water.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou cannot go from Maine to California without crossing a body of water.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
