bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoSome people are absolutely content with hating others, so much so that they'll allow it to consume them wholely, because in their eyes, to them, it's better than feeling nothing at allplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSome people are absolutely content with hating others, so much so that they'll allow it to consume them wholely, because in their eyes, to them, it's better than feeling nothing at allplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoYou never really know when your hiccups stopped, you just all of a sudden realize you aren't hiccupping anymore.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou never really know when your hiccups stopped, you just all of a sudden realize you aren't hiccupping anymore.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoBeing famous makes it much easier to find your doppelganger.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBeing famous makes it much easier to find your doppelganger.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoThere is a spectrum for relatives with whom reproduction is possible - at one end we shouldn't and at the other end we can't.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThere is a spectrum for relatives with whom reproduction is possible - at one end we shouldn't and at the other end we can't.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoWhen the weather is below freezing, the only reason why you are running your freezer is because you are running your furnace.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen the weather is below freezing, the only reason why you are running your freezer is because you are running your furnace.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoThe plural form of doofus must be doofiplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe plural form of doofus must be doofiplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoIt isn't as noticable if a woman dresses like a man but its super noticable if a man dresses like a womanplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt isn't as noticable if a woman dresses like a man but its super noticable if a man dresses like a womanplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoBasements were very common, everyone had one, they never got cheaper only more exorbitant in price.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBasements were very common, everyone had one, they never got cheaper only more exorbitant in price.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoAlmost everyone who tells you that cars are a bad investment drivesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAlmost everyone who tells you that cars are a bad investment drivesplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoYou can't meet a cat in person, you have to meet them in catplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can't meet a cat in person, you have to meet them in catplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoWe’re all just subconsciously waiting for a new type of cheese to be invented.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe’re all just subconsciously waiting for a new type of cheese to be invented.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoHandcuffing deaf people takes away their freedom of speechplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHandcuffing deaf people takes away their freedom of speechplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoTelephone poles have nothing to do with telephonesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareTelephone poles have nothing to do with telephonesplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoFifty years ago it was really difficult to see a raccoon with a funny hat on.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareFifty years ago it was really difficult to see a raccoon with a funny hat on.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoPeople who think travelling makes you more broad-minded have never heard of colonialismplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeople who think travelling makes you more broad-minded have never heard of colonialismplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoSince master cannot be created nor destroyed then everything can be considered limited materialplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSince master cannot be created nor destroyed then everything can be considered limited materialplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoThe funnier something is, the more likely someone is suffering for itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe funnier something is, the more likely someone is suffering for itplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoWhen we see children, we never think they’re going to grow up to be criminals or terrible adults.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen we see children, we never think they’re going to grow up to be criminals or terrible adults.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoSliding feet first on your back feels the same as sliding feet first on your stomach, but sliding headfirst on your back feels a lot scarier than sliding headfirst on your stomach.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSliding feet first on your back feels the same as sliding feet first on your stomach, but sliding headfirst on your back feels a lot scarier than sliding headfirst on your stomach.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agoYou cannot go from Maine to California without crossing a body of water.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou cannot go from Maine to California without crossing a body of water.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterMB · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
