We merely went for a dance I meant no harm

  • neo
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    6 months ago

    The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

    Forklift
    Observe
    Rule the situation
    Knockout your competition
    Lift her into your arms
    Initiate eye contact
    Fuck
    Target your next cargo