Well I don’t like the fact that this candy tastes like ash and is said to cause cancer in 10 years but at least it’s better than the other candy that advertises as being full of cyanide and hallucinogenics. That one seems bad.
Oh that’s awful why not just buy a different candy entirely?
WHAT?! We couldn’t do that because then the ash candy company says everyone will buy the death candy instead.
Oh, but it looks like they are the same manufacturer!
Well of course they are. They had to make a second candy so people could choose. They are the only company allowed to make candy according to them. And those are the only options possible.
CHOOSE ANOTHER MANUFACTURER! There is no way that best we have is death or ash unless we have truly given up and then we deserve whatever we get.
Seriously!
Oh that’s awful why not just buy a different candy entirely?
Oh, but it looks like they are the same manufacturer!
CHOOSE ANOTHER MANUFACTURER! There is no way that best we have is death or ash unless we have truly given up and then we deserve whatever we get.