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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/KnittinAndBitchin on 2023-10-06 20:11:17.

Tough Cat (3f) here with an update on trying to make my beloved Woodhouse realize that he should be my boyfriend.

LOVE HAS WON!!!

I figured out a trick that finally won him over. See, Woodhouse loves to sit in mama’s lap. So I realized that if I also got up into her lap when he was there we could a) both get pets and b) bond together. The fact that mama does not have a lap big enough to support us both is incidental.

Doing that enough made Woodhouse begin to show me some affection! He would give me a few links before he bapped me off the lap. Then I got a few more! Now he grooms me on the regular! Although he still doesn’t like it when I follow him to poop for some reason. The other night mama was trying to sleep and Woodhouse was her little spoon and I was HIS little spoon and he groomed me so much mama kicked us off the bed and told us “stop making out and let me sleep for fucks sake.”

Mama seems very happy that we’re getting along so well now and the bapbapbaps and big hisses gave stopped. She smiled when she saw us cuddling, which was good because last week she put Smudge the Elder into the little cage and left and then came back without him and looked very sad since. So now I’m happy and she’s happy and there’s love in the air! Woodhouse and I have a new child, the pink stuffed dinosaur from mama’s bed, and he will grow up big and strong with parents who are in so much love.