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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/djriri228 on 2023-10-07 01:50:56.

Hello frens is me again Queen Woody 19f cowcat. So as most people know in addition to being Queen of alls I see I is also professional handycat. Now just so you know that handycatting is very serious business and is very important and skilled job and I started my apprenticeship when I was just tiny baby. So dis morning at the very early times a hooman knocks on my kingdoms door and says he needs to check gas meter. Now you should knows i very tired and quite weak because mama servant hadn’t even fed me breakfast yet but check meter is handycatting job so I escorted hooman to food room like responsible handycat should because meter lives in cubbord. Now I was suspicious of hooman because every handycat knows handyhoomans should have tool bag for me to check proper tools are used but dis hooman has no tools NO TOOLS. dis just not right so I gets in meter cubbord to make sure he do job right but mama servant says no Woody you is in way and hooman can’t read meter. Meter is not book why need read. But mama servant scoops me up and takes me off job site. Is indignity to interfere with my job, I not interrupt mama servants job much only for foods or treats or snuggles or to sing but these important interruptions. She thinks I wrong for making hoomans job take longer I says I accepted delay to my own breakfast for doing my handycatting and I was helping read meter. I is in right yes?