• ubermeisters@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Thank fuck the machines will keep our organs alive when we all get converted to a matrix. Not THE matrix, no, that would be kinda cool. Just A matrix.

    Hi I’m Bob, I help run neural processing Matrix 1286G-54, which coprocesses possible adjective combinations in context for our local Google Hivemind consciousness simulator, which McDonald’s uses to serve up more enticing advertisements at stoplight projection advertisement venues.


    Edit: serious question, who thinks I should shut the fuck up and go write a cyberpunk story instead