I first heard about FXās āArcherā in the ready room of VAQ-135, a navy squadron who were serving an interminable deployment aboard an aircraft carrier somewhere near Midway Island. (This sounds very much like a humblebrag that Sterling Archer would obnoxiously drop into conversation). It was 2010, and the pilots had lost whatever idealism theyād once had during an endless deployment that had them flying 12-hour missions from the Persian Gulf to Afghanistan. I started hearing the officers stage-whisper ādanger zoneā whenever one of them got called in to see the commanding officer over some minor fuck-up or summoned to the flight deck in the pitch black of an ocean night.
Now, famously, āDanger Zoneā is a Kenny Loggins song that plays a significant role in the homoerotic original recipe āTop Gun,ā the urtext of naval aviators. But the way the pilots were saying it suggested they were taking the piss. Eventually, one of them explained to me that ādanger zoneā was one of the catchphrases of Sterling Archer, the dissolute Bond-on-a-bender at the center of āArcher,ā a spy comedy that had premiered the year before. Sterling, a pilot explained, was the son of the louche and alcoholic Malory Archer whoād founded a spy agency populated by a half-dozen other assholes who ran profoundly dangerous and pointless missions for a revolving series of international actors.
I was working on a book and cosplaying at being a Navy officer, and then flew off the carrier to head up to NAS Whidbey Island, where I checked into the base hotel in pursuit of my first good night sleep in a month. There, I made the happy mistake of downloading the first season of āArcher,ā and that was that. I didnāt fall asleep ā instead I fell in love, which says something about me that Iām not sure is completely positive.
The first episode begins with Sterling (H. Jon Benjamin) strung up on a wall about to be tortured. His handler speaks in a bad Russian accent: āSterling Archer, code name Duchess, known from Berlin to Bangkok as the worldās most dangerous spy.ā An unimpressed Archer then asks his tormentor if he is going to be tortured with the flaccid voltage of the guyās go-kart battery. The man sighs, the lights go on and behind a two-way mirror is silver-haired Malory Archer, voiced by Jessica Walter, expressing exasperation. We quickly learn that this is a simulation, and Archerās code name of āDuchessā is also the name of Maloryās dog who she loved very much ā as we see in a portrait of dog and Malory posing naked like John and Yoko.
The use of Bangkok is also not an accident, as Sterling is the male slut of the 21st Century, or the 20th Century, as the time of the show is comically never established and is somewhere in the 1960 to 2020 range. (There are Cold War standoffs, but also cellphones and desktop computers). Sterling never knew his father; Malory isnāt even quite sure who it was, perhaps a KGB spy or maybe Buddy Rich. (Sterling inherited the libertine gene from his mother).
The wordplay between Malory and Sterling is the diseased artery that keeps the blood of the show pumping. In an early episode, Malory warns Sterling to keep his least savory dates away from her pharmaceutical stash.
Malory: I donāt want another one of your sullen whores using my medicine cabinet as a Pez dispenser.
Archer: That wasnāt her fault! Who puts Oxycontin in a Xanax container?
Malory: People with servants!
Archer: But if theyāre stealing pills, how does it help to switch the labels?
Malory: Because they canāt read English!āArcherā is the sole creation of Adam Reed, who wrote or co-wrote the first 103 of the showās 142 episodes. The setup is that of a standard workplace comedy, with the twist that every character is a narcissistic asshole. It is set in the Manhattan offices of the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS). (It was named before āISISā became a known actual terrorism organization, and was dropped in 2015 as a result.) On the show, ISIS is populated by assorted arsonists, careerists and food addicts, starting with Lana Kane (Aisha Tyler) as Sterlingās Black sometimes girlfriend. She is beautiful and ambitious, but has unseemly large hands alternately described as the size of cricket bats or Johnny Benchās catcher mitt. The agency features HR director Pam Poovey (Amber Nash) the daughter of a Wisconsin dairy farm who has a weight problem until she discovers cocaine and develops a drug problem. Her subordinate is Cheryl Tunt (Judy Greer) who likes to be choked, start fires and is later revealed to be the heiress to the Tunt railroad fortune. In the back lab is Krieger (Lucky Yates), a scientist of sorts who was raised in Brazil, possibly conceived with Hitlerās DNA. Then thereās Cyril Figgis (Chris Parnell), an often cuckolded agency accountant who is charisma-free if well-endowed. Watching with a side eye is agent Ray Gillette, a gay Southern dandy voiced by Reed, who battles with the semi-homophobic Sterling over pressing issues such as whether Rayās bronze medal from the Winter Olympics makes him a loser. (Ray insists it was a triumph, but when Sterling leaves the room he sighs and drawls, āIt was a huge disappointment.ā)
āArcherā is driven by black humor and black hearts. It has something in common with fellow FX show āThe League,ā which also debuted in 2009 (and ran until 2015), and itās hard to see either show being greenlit in the allegedly more enlightened time of 2023 with their helpings of gay jokes and rampant misogyny. Yet there was a significant difference between the two shows. There was exactly one woman and no gay characters or people of color in āThe Leagueāsā main cast, and the menās boorishness is celebrated. āArcherā is different: Every time Sterling expresses his 1950s view of women, race relations or gay life, he is pummeled āboth verbally and physically ā by his so-called colleagues.
Sterling is the focus of the show, but he is no hero. We all can see he is a pathetic alcoholic who will never get his motherās approval. (Sheād passed on Sterlingās parenting duties to his British valet Woodhouse, who Sterling pays back by rubbing fine sand into his eyes for sport. This may or may not be why Woodhouse is a heroin user).
None of this would work if āArcherā didnāt have the best voice cast in the history of animated television. (You can throw projectiles at me, just know I am in my underground bunker). The acidic banter flows seamlessly like you are in a Tylenol with caffeine fever dream. Benjaminās Archer has a stentorian super- spy voice that is a perfectly comic counterpoint to his actual buffoonery. Walter did a variation of Lucille Bluth if she was always randy and reminiscing about lost sex weekends in Phuket. Nashās Pam has a vulnerability, not much seen on the show, as she pounds Tall Boys for breakfast and participates in bum fights. Iām not saying āArcherā is on the level of, say, āThe Simpsonsā or āBojack Horseman,ā but the cast is a notch above.
While some āArcherā seasons have arcs, most are contained 22 minutes of dyspeptic laughs with a side helping of Reed playing with the concept of comedy catchphrases, including Sterling shouting āPhrasing!ā whenever someone makes an inadvertent double entendre, which happens about 17 times each episode. But even this is a snarky wink: In a later season Archer shouts āPhrasing!ā and the rest of the agency informs him theyāre not doing that anymore, to his great disappointment.
āArcherā is the sitcom equivalent of Oasis, whose early stuff is flawless, but whose later seasons, while uneven, still contained some banger singles. There is not a duff episode in the first seven seasons, with the best ones including guest voice work from cable legends, including Matthew Rhys, Timothy Olyphant, Anthony Bourdain, and Waltersā real-life husband Ron Liebman as Maloryās mismatched boyfriend Ron Cadillac. The ability of Reed to establish the crew quickly in different scenarios ā whether it be as undercover workers in Bourdainās kitchen, or in the countryside of Rhysā native Wales ā proves how deftly Reed created his characters.
Alas, this is āArcher,ā so not all is sunshine and merry-go-round ride. At some point around 2017, when the show switched from FX to FXX, it seems like someone made a bet with Reed about how insane he could make āArcherā without the show getting canceled. Sterling went into a coma ā no, really ā and the show time traveled, in no particular order, to 1947 Hollywood, a 1930s Pacific island, outer space and on the Oregon Trail in the 1860s. (OK, I made the last one up). Reed left after Season 10, and the show stumbled some more after the death of the irreplaceable Walter in 2021. I can only hazard a guess that āArcherā was left to soldier on by FX knowing it could run endless midnight āArcherā marathons to stoned college kids for decades.
Miraculously, āArcherāsā final season has been a return to the showās classic roots, with Kane assuming Maloryās seat as head of the agency and new London agent Zara Khan (Natalie Dew) playing Sterlingās new foil who enrages the decaying playboy because she is his doppelganger: Overconfidence and narcissism ooze from her perfect pores.
Tonight, āArcherā signs off. Thereās an embargo on the episodeās details, but if you think the final chapter will feature a wedding or some happy wrap-up you havenāt been paying attention. Sterling Archer and his colleagues remain irredeemable jerks. Just the way we have always loved them.
bazus1@lemmy.worldEnglish1Ā·2 years ago