GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.
I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.
Yeah yeah tell it to the Judge
Pack it up boys, we got him.
It was me all along??
You just didn’t want to admit to yourself!