We need to make some subs. McNeil is dead

So is Branthwaite an insane talent or is the rest of the squad just relatively poor so he stands out?

Did Beto die?

Everton not in threat of relegation so they just phoned this game in. Kinda pathetic.

Didn’t think there was any contact on that Branthwaite foul

Branthwaite looks decent so far

I love all the space around the pitch. It means players can actually run full tilt near the edges without having to worry about falling into a drainage abyss or going headlong into advert boards

Everton’s kit is as boring as their football.

Never touched him…

How fucking long did he play advantage for there

Two of the most boring teams in the league, playing in the worst stadium in the world. How the hell did this get picked for a Super Sunday game?

Honestly not sure which was more pathetic, Paqueta giving the ball away in a dangerous spot and not tracking back, or Harrison completely blowing a 3-1 and not even getting a shot off.

Why did I think these two teams would, like, do stuff

Cannot stand Pickford. Such an arrogant, aggressive prick. He’s not even THAT good in goal, either.

Kudus on the floor for about a minute and immediately gets up to have a go at Pickford was funny