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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/ThrowRA-VisibleSweet on 2023-11-04 00:00:33.

I (23F) have been talking to someone (28M) long distance for quite some time now. We met when I used to live in his city, but have since moved away. I made plans to visit him soon, and we’re finally gonna have sex. I know that he is into some things that I have never tried before, so I’ve been… experimenting…

I am living with my parents right now, and they have a hot tub. I’ve been relaxing in there as much as I can before the winter hits. (I was in the tub alone). Today I had a “brilliant” idea… if the jets feel good in one spot, it’s gotta feel good on another. So, I sat on it. I let the jet go right up my ass, and within seconds, I regretted my decision. I felt that I had to make the fattest shit, so I rushed out of the tub, grabbed my towel, and locked myself in bathroom. When I say I had an aggressive, brown waterfall flying out of me, that’s a severe understatement. I sat on the can for a good 20 minutes, and it didn’t stop. I had to take a long shower afterward to make sure I was clean. I’ve had the shits ever since. Definitely do not recommend…

TL;DR I am visiting a guy I’m gonna sex with for the first time. He’s into anal, I haven’t tried it, so im experimenting. I had the bright idea to let a hot tub jet go right up my ass. Been shutting waterfalls ever since