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The original was posted on /r/bestofredditorupdates by /u/Direct-Caterpillar77 on 2023-11-04 05:03:40.

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I am not The OOP, OOP is u/xndjskos

I am asking you on a date

Originally posted to r/USMC

Original Post  Apr 18, 2023

Hi I’m [20F] long story short my boss hates me and wouldnt stfu bragging about her bf who’s like 20 years younger than her and in the ARMY. Wanted to make her shut up so my dumbass said “yea mine is a marine”. She insists I bring my “bf” to her birthday party. Guys pls help

Edit: god damn thanks for the award! Feels like I won an Oscar or something…

RELEVANT COMMENTS

Otherwise-Bad-7666

Just 1? We travel in packs. When and where is the party?

OOP replied

next weekend, oceanside. also, do you stay sane when you travel in packs too?

[deleted]

No, no we definitely do not.

Httplickmyballllss

Okay I’ll do it, but I’m gonna be drunk

OOP replied

Don’t get me fired.

Cogadh87

Congrats on your wedding in 3-6 weeks.

OOP replied

This is ridiculous

TOP COMMENTS FROM THE USMC

ObviouslyNotALizard

I need one motivator to accompany the nice lady to the event. Hit on the boss, top her GOARMY boyfriend then throw up in her car

Apache1One

Fuck it, I’m in. I mean, I’ve been out for 10 years, and don’t exactly look like a Marine anymore, but hey, once a Marine, always a Marine, amirite.

DM the address and I’m there.

Edit: if you’re ugly, I’m leaving.

Dry-Tangerine-4874

Do you mind being picked up in a Dodge Charger/Challenger?

Curious_Location4522

Only if it’s 40% apr financing agreement

Update - 6 months later  Oct 28, 2023

Hey there, it’s been a long time lol. The last time I posted on here was when I asked for a guy to accompany me with my boss. I’m gonna delete reddit soon but thought I’d update some of you guys since you’ve asked for one. I was getting hopeless since some people in my dms were asking to fuck after the night and some weren’t at the same place as I was. I was about to text my boss and tell her that I wouldn’t go until I got a notice from reddit and decided to give it one last shot and THANK GOD I did lol. I ended up taking him there and we had such a great time. It was kinda awkward at first and we had to come up with the same stories but it was so worth it. We’ve been together since then and he told his family and friends about me. Shoutout to the folks who encouraged me to give it a shot.

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