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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/KaleidoscopeNo8985 on 2023-11-05 02:30:39.

Road trip started today! So excited that 3 friends and I are starting a 7 day trip through 4 provinces! I haven’t been out of province before and figure this will be a good way to stretch my traveler wings. As we were loading the last few things into my friends car from her house. I asked where we would be doing breakfast. Little did I know everyone else had eaten already. ‘No worries,’ says my friend, ‘grab a protein shake from the second shelf that’ll cover you till we stop for lunch.’ It was kinda nasty. But whatever! Vacation with besties! So fun. About 30 minutes into our drive my stomach was discontent. 15 minutes later we had to stop for an emergency. I came out of the bathroom wondering what flood of hatred could that protein shake have caused. Checked the bottle ‘chocolate laxative for constipation relief’. The second shelf… yea not the second shelf of the fridge. The second shelf of the pantry.

We had to stop 6 times. They haven’t stopped laughing.

Bright side. My stomach has never been flatter.

TL;DR: Drank a shake before a road trip. Have left a path of slightly disheveled public washroom across two provinces. May not survive humiliation.