Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing a household ban on Harry Potter books in the 1990s and 2000s.
“It’s witchcraft, but it’s anti-woke witchcraft, which we can get behind,”
Sounds like, someone’s livin’ in the past, man.
But this is how we get the witchcraft in… Finally! Prepare to call off the woke movement and we’ll unveil the anti-wole curtain to reveal witchcraft to all the children! They’ll be running around-checks notes… using magic or supernatural powers to inflict harm or misfortune on other!s And-… transgress social norms by engaging in cannibalism, incest and open nudity!
Sounds like, someone’s livin’ in the past, man.
But this is how we get the witchcraft in… Finally! Prepare to call off the woke movement and we’ll unveil the anti-wole curtain to reveal witchcraft to all the children! They’ll be running around-checks notes… using magic or supernatural powers to inflict harm or misfortune on other!s And-… transgress social norms by engaging in cannibalism, incest and open nudity!
Muahahaha
Can’t we use magic for more beneficial and fun things?
Hmm… I guess so. As long as we keep the cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.
I don’t want to live in a world without cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.