• Pow67@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

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      10 months ago

      More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

      Oh wait…

    • Swolyguacomole@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.

      Mind control them to behave around women