SAN FRANCISCO—Speaking at a solo press conference after a carefully orchestrated diplomatic summit with the Chinese leader, President Joe Biden told reporters Wednesday that he still thought Xi Jinping was a dictator and a slut. “Look, there’s nothing that happened in this summit that changed my belief that Xi …
Holy shit dude, this is the first Onion article in a while that legit had me in stitches. Pop media is so fucking absurd lol