Good Lemmy content heheh jk sorry

Helium, although the audience here feels more likely to know this than “random human X”.

I’ll ask AI to parody “rocket Man” by Elton John, to help teach you, in case you don’t know about this.

**Helium Man**

She packed my balloons and my party hat
I'm not the kind of guy who likes to celebrate
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

Helium is not the kind of gas you can make
It's a rare element that comes from deep within the Earth
And it's used for many things, like rockets and MRI
But we're running out of it, and that's a big problem

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

The US has the largest supply of helium
But they're selling it off to the private market
And Russia had a big facility, but it caught on fire
And now the world is facing a helium shortage

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone