I like this! Even better we can frame it all in the context of playing xbox:

For the price of an xbox you can buy a house, raise a family, and play xbox with your kids.

For the price of an xbox you won’t have to risk losing your thumbs at work and not being able to play xbox ever again.

For the price of an xbox you can afford to play xbox even while sick.

For the price of an xbox you can get grievance pay… to buy a new xbox! (I’m stretching on this one.)

For the price of an xbox you can get more free time to play xbox while someone else deals with your boss.

For the price of an xbox you can get enough time off to actually play your xbox.

For the price of an xbox you can buy two xboxes this weekend and every other weekend. Forever.

For the price of an xbox you can tell your boss that you do your job, and I’ll do mine, and then go home and be able to play xbox instead of looking for a new job.