Rob is blowing a whistle, over and over.

Bob: “Why are you blowing that whistle, Rob?”

Rob: “To keep the dragons away.”

Bob: “I see no dragons.”

Rob: “It works!”

  • lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    The most prevalent has got to be, "We prayed and -insert name- recovered - it’s a miracle!

    And if the person dies: “It’s the will of God.”

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        11 months ago

        Just to play the devil’s advocate: many of those thanking God are more expressing thanks for the circumstances that led to recovery. That includes that doctor, along with whatever knowledge and skill they have as a result of years of study and hard work. i.e. God put that doctor in their lives, rather than some quack.

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            11 months ago

            Not taking away from the doctor and their experience and knowledge but fuck do nurses get the short end of the stick.

            They do 95% of the work and rarely get the credit (or pay) they deserve.