This story starts in Guantanamo Bay in 1962 where an American prisoner is being tortured. Anyways they transferred him to Ohio, where they locked him up in a top secret base.

Anyways they say to this prisoner guy “we will set you free but only if you stay in this room with no toilet for 7 days.” And he goes “ok sure” even though he really likes toilets.

So he goes in there with microphones and cameras and shit and he sits there for five days, just like pooping in one corner and eating in the other. Then on the sixth day something horrible happened. When the researchers went to check on him the lack of toilet had transformed him into a toilet. Upon closer inspection he was bone chillingly saying ‘skibidi dop dop dop yes yes’ over and over again.

One researcher went into the room. However the skibidi toilet, as they called him, bit her so the others immediately sedated the toilet. When she was dragged out, she was unconscious for seven hours. When she finally awoke all she could say was “SKIBIDI OHIO FANUM TAX FORTNITE RIZZLER GYATT”, which terrified the other researchers.

So they decided to kill the skibidi toilet. One shot it with a rifle but the toilet bit him too and he started screaming “SKIBIDI OHIO FANUM TAX FORTNITE RIZZLER GYATT”. The next researchers rushed it and one finally killed the toilet by flushing it, but not before everyone in Ohio was screaming “SKIBIDI OHIO FANUM TAX FORTNITE RIZZLER GYATT”.

While the skibidi toilet has been defeated for a long time, a new generation of Americans may see its return…