Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?
You’re thinking of Guarana. Venezuela is trying to annex Guano
You’re thinking of the resource that Chile and Peru fought a war over. Venezuela is trying to annex Guava
You’re thinking of the fruit. Venezuela is trying to annex Guacamole.
No no, you’re thinking of a gentrified topping. Venezuela is trying to annex Ganymede.
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No, you’re thinking of the main antagonist in The Legend of Zelda franchise. Venezuela is trying to annex Gargamel.
No, you’re thinking of the Smurfs antagonist. Venezuela is trying to attack the Gugurs.
Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?
Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana
He was thirsty, so he attacked them with a comically large straw.