• dirthawker0@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Oh really? So why hasn’t God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?

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        11 months ago

        “Bow before the Lord, or get smote!”

        “I’m not going to bow before th- OOW! Why’d you hit me for?”

        “I acted as a vessel for God.”

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        11 months ago

        "Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

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      God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don’t believe it, you’re obviously an infidel.