• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    You honor, I actually didn’t wack anyone with this self actuating axe. I bought it and I told it to go chop wood. The people just happened to be too close to the axe. Yeah I was holding the axe but I wasn’t actually putting any pressure. The tail was wagging the dog in other words.

    Ok so $10,000.00. Fine? Oh alright I guess that’ll teach me not to buy autonomous axes.