The interdimensional Christmas bug is coming to town, and every world needs their own Santa. Doesn’t matter if they have no idea what Santa or Christmas is, participation is mandatory and they need to use whatever exist in-universe to replicate Santa’s flying sleigh as best as they can.

The following are some guidelines for what a prototypical Santa and sleigh would entail, your world needs to try and replicate as many of these elements as possible.

  1. A fat bearded man or similar species dressed in all red.

  2. A huge sack of toys or whatever the kids in your universe like.

  3. A sleigh or another vehicle modified to resemble the classic shape of a sleigh, one that is capable of flight.

  4. Eight flying reindeer or similar species strapped to the front of the sleigh.

  5. One more flying reindeer or similar species up front with a glowing red nose.

Note that the reindeer don’t actually have to be the ones pulling the sleigh through the air, you can choose any propulsion system you want as long as it looks like the reindeer are pulling it.

How does your world pull it off? Who would need to be called in and what kind of equipment acquired to do this? What unique conflicts does Santa face in your world that the “real” Santa wouldn’t?

If your world is also conducive to other Christmas characters like Krampus, the Grinch, Frosty, Jesus, etc and you want to replicate them as well, we’d love to hear it!

  • Zonetrooper@lemmy.worldMEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Well, that’s an interesting question.

    1. So this is frankly the easiest part. It wouldn’t take much to design a flight suit that fits these requirements. In fact, for bonus points, they could probably put together a flight suit that would protect against supersonic flight and at sub-orbital altitudes. It wouldn’t be much for shimmying down chimneys in, but like, you could get up and walk in it. Most likely flight controls would be primarily by neural interface.

    2. Very doable. The stack would have to get stuffed into the sleigh during travel.

    3. Now, this much is very doable. It’s going to be somewhat larger than the typically-depicted “Santa sleigh”, and not particularly stable in flight. But with some computer-controlled thrust-vectoring thermal jets - the same propulsion technology used in most VTOL aircraft - a flying “sleigh” could be accomplished.

    4. This, on the other hand, is trickier. Reindeer definitely exist, and with some neuroelectronic surgery could even be given implants that’d make them tolerant of flight. But physically, the air velocity, low pressure, and temperature are still going to be very poor for Reindeer, and building each a flight suit with life support would probably make them too heavy. So I’m going to cheat and say, in fact, that they instead produce nine vaguely reindeer-shaped flight pods that are anchored to the sleigh by a high-tensility harness. In this way, various flight systems could be offset into the ‘reindeer’ modules.

    5. This is actually pretty easy. Just strap a light to the front of one.

    Okay, so we’ve got our sleigh, Santa, and reindeer (kinda). What about bonus stuff?

    • Well, ‘Santa’ is a person, so talking to children (and eating cookies and milk!) are pretty easy.

    • Getting into the house… well, if he can get out of the flight suit, it’s probably doable.

    • With considerable AI assistance, Santa could theoretically institute a digital analysis network that analyzes kids based on all available recorded data. It’d not be foolproof (and also viewed, in-universe, as a huge government overreach and civil rights violation). But it’s doable.

    This is actually a pretty big endeavor, as you’re calling in some fairly high-end engineering firms for the flight modules. A lot of it is going to need to be adapted from high-end flight systems. But it is doable.

    There’s one big problem though: For all this effort, Santa is still bound to one world… and humanity is firmly an interstellar species in this setting. Getting Santa to go faster-than-light? That’s a whole different question.