PugJesus@kbin.social to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoThe Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1650arrow-down124
arrow-up1626arrow-down1imageThe Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!media.kbin.socialPugJesus@kbin.social to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squaremarretics@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·11 months agoI never thought there would be a graph where Jesus and I aligned
minus-squaresab@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·11 months agoBy all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoUnless he was hungry, in which case he’d angrily scream at trees.
minus-squareAlfredEinstein@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·11 months agoThe fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren’t bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoBut the tree was out of season. So it’s a terrible metaphor.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoFuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn’t be.
minus-squarefiah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 months agobased working girl whisperer
minus-squareCicraft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoExcept it wasn’t a marketplace which makes it even better
minus-squarephoneymouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoJesus himself seems like he had the right ideas, it’s Christians that are the problem.
I never thought there would be a graph where Jesus and I aligned
By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
Unless he was hungry, in which case he’d angrily scream at trees.
The fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren’t bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
But the tree was out of season. So it’s a terrible metaphor.
Fuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn’t be.
Oh shit
Mood, though
He also liked feet.
based working girl whisperer
…am I a Christian?
No, but neither was Jesus.
Except it wasn’t a marketplace which makes it even better
Jesus himself seems like he had the right ideas, it’s Christians that are the problem.