Hehe I added cow just for my comment and found it funny too. Not that you care, but women I know also sometimes don’t like doggy style because when their breasts are big they hang and swing too much, and they feel like cows.
On the one hand I empathize with them. On the other hand I can’t think of anything hotter than you fucking someone who’d prefer to not be called a cow.
I kinda like using female coded language for it though (bitch, mare, cow). A stag could still be a top. I get where they’re coming from with “stag”.
Cow’d make me giggle. Bitch, mare, spermbank, and used-condom dump are better for the task.
Hehe I added cow just for my comment and found it funny too. Not that you care, but women I know also sometimes don’t like doggy style because when their breasts are big they hang and swing too much, and they feel like cows.
I’m jealous of women who can resemble cows and get mounted by you
On the one hand I empathize with them. On the other hand I can’t think of anything hotter than you fucking someone who’d prefer to not be called a cow.