• DadHands@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me

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      1 year ago

      There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

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      1 year ago

      Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!