• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
    82·
    4 months ago

    I thought it was about gardening

    Officer 1: There’s a garden of nightshade

    Officer 2: That could be tomatoes or potatoes

    Officer 1: Which is potted?

    • cbarrick@lemmy.worldEnglish
      50·
      4 months ago

      Definitely a crossword.

      Officer 1: Thirteen down. Ten letters. Another name for a cauldron. Starts with ‘w’, ends with ‘t’.

      Officer 2: That’s a witches’ pot, Ted.

      • tpihkal@lemmy.world
        161·
        4 months ago

        Officer 1: You heard about that massive flying butt plug…

        Officer 2: You don’t believe that shi…

        Officer 1: Which was spotted.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
      181·
      4 months ago

      Pretty sure it was: Officer 1: arrest that stoner, he pirated Oppenheimer!

      Officer 2: I got two guys here chief, both look like the hacker type, using something in their phones called “Lemmee?”

      Officer 1: Which is pothead?