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minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up87·9 months agoDoes that mean the rent is reduced? I’ll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!
minus-squarePissnpink@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up51·9 months agoI like how you didn’t even write “buy.” You went straight to rent.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up40·9 months agoOP being realistic because the owner will just hike the price and put in “haunted by a sexy ghost” as an extra unique feature.
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoYeah, wouldn’t want to make the movie unbelievable.
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-29 months agoToo young to own property…
minus-squareKrauerkinglinkfedilinkarrow-up15·9 months agoHey but if we play our cards right and get murdered in the right house maybe we can still possess a home.
minus-squareBattle Masker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 months ago“Mary I swear to god if you don’t have your share of the rent tomorrow I’m calling the Ghostbusters!”
minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoBeetlejuice would understand in this economy. He’d probably help find cool extra ghosts for you.
minus-squareInputZero@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoBeetlejuice wouldn’t understand, he’s a used car salesman and a bad one at that. He would probably offer under the current market value though. Not even he’s that crazy. Ultimately he’s in it for the game, not the prize.
Does that mean the rent is reduced? I’ll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!
I like how you didn’t even write “buy.” You went straight to rent.
OP being realistic because the owner will just hike the price and put in “haunted by a sexy ghost” as an extra unique feature.
Yeah, wouldn’t want to make the movie unbelievable.
Too young to own property…
Hey but if we play our cards right and get murdered in the right house maybe we can still possess a home.
“Mary I swear to god if you don’t have your share of the rent tomorrow I’m calling the Ghostbusters!”
Beetlejuice would understand in this economy. He’d probably help find cool extra ghosts for you.
Beetlejuice wouldn’t understand, he’s a used car salesman and a bad one at that. He would probably offer under the current market value though. Not even he’s that crazy. Ultimately he’s in it for the game, not the prize.