Dogs like to dig up the garden.

But now he’s got a tractor

The long standing feud first erupted when Ginger was jokingly referred to as a “bad bitch” and tensions only escalated after Mrs. Talbot’s magic underground water distribution system maliciously struck ginger at her most vulnerable squatting moment. Ginger took to the street to voice her concerns to any who would hear them, but support waned and her whining dulled to a whimper while her indignation sharpened.

The counter manager at the agricultural supply depot was all too happy to accept Ginger’s money. A worldly sort, he reasoned that if a dog could play basketball, they could operate construction equipment. By the time Talbot felt the rumble and rushed to her window, she had already lost the plot.