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minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·3 months agoIf I get to have a jetpack, I’m converting to Christianity.
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoMe too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns. If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring. Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoShit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoDoes it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoThe picture obviously shows it being awesome.
If I get to have a jetpack, I’m converting to Christianity.
Me too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns.
If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring.
Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
Shit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.
Does it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.
The picture obviously shows it being awesome.