“Kids these days.” -Woody Allen
can’t even fuck them
Fkn lol
Ok that got a legit LOL out of me, well done
Maybe he should marry another step-daughter about it.
Too soon…yi.
Dad joke
What a surprise Woody allen wants “romance” back in film making.
He probably just wishes he could still be a sex pest and get away with it.
I tried watching one of his movies and I found the characters so insufferable I couldn’t make it past like 30-40 minutes.
That’s the woody Allen charm
He sucks. He always sucked. All of his movies inexplicably pair himself with young beautiful women. Gee what happened to the art?
I.e. he can no longer write in his bumbling-neurotic main character into a romance with an actress a fraction of his age whose character exists purely as a personification of his frustrated desires?
I can’t wait till I can resume watching his movies again. Surely it’s any day now.
I mean, you can watch them any time. But he’s still a pedophile
I want to wait till he can no longer profit off my views.
Then what’s wrong with piratebay? Or a private tracker
Nothing. I don’t usually watch movies that way.
Good thing I have Woody Allen to remind me all movies suck. I guess he can’t be wrong, so I must have hallucinated the whole thing while watching Dune Part 2.
I watched poor things last night I would disagree. Does he have a production company maybe put up and be the change.